Bowel-Decking Koozie

Science has come a long way. We can now preserve your beverage with digitally printed CRUD koozies.

Made from foldable neoprene, featuring the CRUD logo on one side and “Bowel Decking Sludge” on the other. Fits standard 12 oz cans.

A revolutionary advancement in keeping your drink cold while protecting your hands from the slow, inevitable decay of the mortal coil.